I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quill-y dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "t h i s b i g," and I said "that's disgusting." So I'm making a call out post on my Twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like! [explosion noises] That's right, baby! Tall points, no quills, no pillows, just look at that it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth! That's right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, so get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too.
I got a small dick and I’m proud of it; small dick with a big bulge! Here’s how you get it, bitch: I got the kazoo, the kazoo see, you gots to blow. I gots the flute, the flute sound, you need the hole. I got the lollipop, the lollipop sweet, you need the stick. I got the kazoo, the kazoo see, you gots to blow. I got a small dick, so how ‘bout that shit? That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS. Except I’m not gon’ piss on the earth, I’m gon’ go higher: I’M PISSING UP AT THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? ‘CAUSE IM PISSIN’ UP AT THE MOON YOU IDIOT! I PISSED ON THE MOON! YOU HAVE TWENTY THREE HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPPTS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH, SO GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS UP AT YOU TOO.
😳😳😳 let’s kiss
Me, kissing you like a fucking whore: “It must be a hedgehog.”
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